Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Kozlowski Writes To Thain: A Haiku

My trash can beats yours.
Cost eight hundred bucks more, man.
Gold-plated, too! Sweet.

p.s.: I've made a factual correction to this haiku. (Has that sentence ever been written before?) Press reports differ on the price of Mr. Thain's wastebasket ($1200 versus $1400), but I'm now going with the higher number. Dennis Kozlowski reportedly paid $2200 for his exceptional receptacle.

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