Friday, October 13, 2006

Exploring Some Options









MEMORANDUM

TO: All Publicly Traded Companies

FROM: Christopher Cox, SEC Chairman

While our state-of-the-art recruiting video is bringing in applicants by the truckload, my staff here at the SEC is stretched a bit thin at the moment. So I have to ask a favor.

Anyone who has NOT backdated stock options, please give me a ring.

Much obliged.

xoxoxo

Chris